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Part of the inspiration to begin blogging again came from checking this rating for the blog posts yesterday, when the reading level was only undergraduate college level. I add one brief post, and I'm writin' like a freakin' genius. I'm going to keep this handy to show my dissertation committee.
Of course, it could also help explain why this blog has no readers. This should dumb it down sufficiently:
You'll have to excuse me now--I have to go plot how to takeover THE WORLD!